Deadly Jokes

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn't have the guts to do it.

Q: What is a mummy's favorite kind of music?

A: W'rap' music.

Q: What do you call a zombie lying in the middle of the road?

A: A speed bump.

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